I was sitting on the beach with my wife

When I noticed a low life taking photos

Of Mem as she came out of the sea

This offended me so I killed him

With my spear gun as in the movies

I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree

But nobody passing noticed or really cared

When the beach had fully cleared

We placed the body into a wooden boat

And rowed out far into deeper waters

It was there that we lost our cargo

Mem suggested that we return to our room

As the excitement of the day

Had made her very dizzy