I am in Newcastle

(bully for you)

If I catch you smoking

Then I will punish you

(if I choose to smoke )

(Fuck You)

Smoking is bad for you

(So are craft knives)

I do not like you smoking

You will lose your looks

I will not fancy you

(I do not smoke in real life)

(I just smoke in Joe’s fictions)

(This guy is beginning to scare me)

Only whores smoke

Whores are bad people