You were late home last night

Was I

You know you were

Pretty

Yes

I made out with Roberta last night

You mean the Roberta

Yes

The Roberta whose father is a judge

I did not think that you were her type

Neither did I

But obviously I was

Olivia did it just happen

We went to see a movie first

What movie

Some slasher movie

I thought you hated slasher movies

I do but as soon as the lights dimmed

She was all over me

What did you do

Well I did not watch the fucking movie

We left early and the rest is history

What about her folks

They were at a dinner

So she fitted you in

Don’t be a bitch Pretty

She was really gentle

Until it was time to leave

You did leave didn’t you

Of course I did

Her parents are very conservative

I do not think that they would have approved of me

Why

Just look at me

What about you

I look like a fucking junkie

You have always looked a mess

Fuck off Pretty

You are just jealous of me

Of you

Yes

You have the wets for Roberta

I admit that I find her attractive

Let us not fight because I was punished

What do you mean

I hit a dog on my way home

Did you hurt it

I did not stay to find out

That is unlike you

I know and I hated myself

But you have to remember it happened

Near the to the mills

I can see your point

It is so fucking creepy down there even in daylight

And remember I had just seen part of a slasher movie

I also knew that God was not pleased with me

It was not your first time

I know but I had asked for forgiveness

And as soon as I had another chance

I just sinned again

Was your car damaged

What do you mean

You hit a dog didn’t you

I did not think of that

Was it a big dog

I am not sure

Medium size at a guess

What breed

I do not have a clue

It was just an ordinary dog

Pretty would you be a darling

The coffee is already on

No not that

Would you look at my car to see if it was damaged

Also check for any blood or pieces of dog

You do not ask much

I will let you borrow my car and will not make a fuss

I am going to the army base on Friday to see my sister

Even that

Will you pay for gas

Yes yes yes just look at the fucking car

My father is coming around this afternoon

I want to be prepared

He still thinks that I am vacant between my ears

Give me ten Olivia and just clean up

Do I smell

Well I do not think that it is Mrs Polly

You can also borrow my Arden shirt