Do you fancy a swim 

Yes but I am in my underwear 

The beach is very quiet day 

What will I wear on our return journey Pierre 

Wear nothing Ann

Seats on trains can be very porous 

Your outer clothes will be dry 

What happens if I cross my legs 

I do it all the time as I am a born fidget 

Then some will know that you are not a natural blonde

It is not a joking matter 

I am aching to have a swim 

As the day is very hot 

But there are obstacles in front of me 

Go naked Ann nobody will give a shit 

What about the families over there 

They have brought children 

I do not think that your body will corrupt them 

The father yes but not the children 

What about the wife 

What about her

She is rather plain and large 

Whereas I am slim and desirable 

Are we having this conversation Ann 

I have made a decision Pierre 

That is happy news 

I am going to swim fully dressed 

What 

Just watch me 

And 

I will travel back naked on the train 

There is a logic to that 

But we will have to miss the church