I have a good friend named Angharad
Who shares her love of gardening with me
She also works at the local garden centre
I think that my friend is very beautiful
But I am not attracted to her in any way
Yesterday she was wearing a very loose blouse
And was unknowingly exposing her breasts
As she leaned forward to pick up the pink begonias
I would be lying if I said it was not a pleasant experience
But to be truthful I actually preferred her night scented stock