I have a good friend named Angharad

Who shares her love of gardening with me

She also works at the local garden centre

I think that my friend is very beautiful

But I am not attracted to her in any way

Yesterday she was wearing a very loose blouse

And was unknowingly exposing her breasts

As she leaned forward to pick up the pink begonias

I would be lying if I said it was not a pleasant experience

But to be truthful I actually preferred her night scented stock