My father owns a tobacconist shop

I thought he was a film director

He was

You say was

He fell out of love with cinema

Quit and bought a tobacconists shop

Does he still make movies

Not really

He makes short movies about pipes

One or two of his pipe advertisements

Still show up on television

He especially likes briar pipes

Even though he does not smoke

So let me get this straight

Your father owns a tobacconist shop

Yes

But he does not smoke

Do you remember the case of Agatha

Agatha who

The pop singer Agatha

She was involved in the Casey scandal

There was no proof that Agatha pulled the trigger

She was my friend from school

We kept in touch

Casey was her boyfriend

She liked his money

I loved her but she was weak

And then he became controlling

It was because of him

That she developed a habit

Which harmed her career

That is when my father got involved

Casey was bankrolling his movie

But he tried to sack my father

Why

Casey treated girls like Agatha poorly

And then dropped them

Do you remember Tssia Else

What is she doing now

She shot that scumbag

And because of his guilt

My father bought her

A modest tobacconist shop