My father owns a tobacconist shop
I thought he was a film director
He was
You say was
He fell out of love with cinema
Quit and bought a tobacconists shop
Does he still make movies
Not really
He makes short movies about pipes
One or two of his pipe advertisements
Still show up on television
He especially likes briar pipes
Even though he does not smoke
So let me get this straight
Your father owns a tobacconist shop
Yes
But he does not smoke
Do you remember the case of Agatha
Agatha who
The pop singer Agatha
She was involved in the Casey scandal
There was no proof that Agatha pulled the trigger
She was my friend from school
We kept in touch
Casey was her boyfriend
She liked his money
I loved her but she was weak
And then he became controlling
It was because of him
That she developed a habit
Which harmed her career
That is when my father got involved
Casey was bankrolling his movie
But he tried to sack my father
Why
Casey treated girls like Agatha poorly
And then dropped them
Do you remember Tssia Else
What is she doing now
She shot that scumbag
And because of his guilt
My father bought her
A modest tobacconist shop