For a number of years I loved my Beautiful Betty Blue

But she became mad and left me before the final credits

So I asked Caron Jane from Accounts to join me for a swim

This proved to be difficult as we loved deep in the countryside

There is never an answer only a problem so we caught a train

Which although heavy took us to an idyllic yet polluted beach

Caron Jane was wearing her virginal white jeans and gossamer top

Which showed her prominent areolas to my great advantage

She asked if I would be offended if she changed behind me

I said I would be more offended if she changed in front of me

I had always thought commandos were elite fighting units

Who killed brown people in disease ridden countries

But the word had another meaning as I soon found out

I do not know whether it was your perfect bum or your golden bush

But I had planned to marry you on the spot until the RSPCA objected



Silly Boy L Silly Girl