Come into my garden Maude
That is a disgusting suggestion Claudia
I am very surprised at you
Would you like to see my bare butt
Why would you surrender such a question
Because I thought it would be more interesting
Than asking you to look at my fountain pen
It is also a far more sensual question
You have seen me in my bath Maude
Do you not agree that my butt
Is far more interesting than my pen
Your pen leaks Claudia
It puts me at a disadvantage
When I am writing letters to my mother
That said your so called butt also leaks
When your fragile health becomes volatile
I feel so very sorry for you Claudia
As it detracts one from your tender beauty
And you smell like a dung field
On a hot summers day