There was a knock at the door
Cum in
But be gentle with me
Oh Silly Sister
What a horrible surprise
How are ewe
I am not a fucking sheep
If you call me that again
Your Life Support goes off
That again
I wondered what it was
I thought it was a disco machine
When I heard that you were poorly
I became very sad
Why
Because Silly Mummy said it was not terminal
What happened
Well I went with a friend
To the new Ghanaian restaurant
Which one
The one next to the dogs home
It was very cheap
That is because you have no friends
Nobody wants to be seen out
With a cunt like ewe
Were you very sick Silly Boy
Yes I shit out of every hole
Did you pass blood
Why is he back in the country
My shit could have easily appeared on TV
Really
I was offered the Multi Coloured Snot Shop
But had to turn it down
Why
Because I was so blocked up
They say that I will explode in two weeks
And have asked me to join the Peace Corps
But you are not an American
I was once mugged by a nigger in LA
That was enough for me to qualify
Did you get food poisoning
No missionary poisoning
The missionary was off
When they cooked him
I would have certainly fucked off
If they had put me in a pot
What is that in your hand Silly Sister
Your dick you stupid cunt
Why
Because I want you to be happy
What like the dwarf that Snow White
Was sucking in dads dodgy video
Can I watch it on your phone Sis
Do not push your luck Silly Boy
Which handkerchief are you going to use
The one that mummy gave to me
When Daddy fucked off
Have you washed it
No why should eye
Because it might have daddy stuff still on it
Second thoughts just hand me your sock
Silly Sister why do you put gel in your hair
For fucks sake be careful
I have to be in church at six
Silly Sister is that photograph for me
Yes
Is that your lady garden
I liked your lady garden
It was very soft
And had a hidden cave
To hide in
When the social workers
Came around to make their films
Do you remember
When we used to play
Hide and seek
Just to fuck them off
I can still remember their smells
It is a Tree Creeper you moron
Trees do not creep even I know that
It is a fucking bird
That feeds off insects
From the bark of trees
Dogs bark not trees
It is said that the birds
Bright white feathers
Reflect light
Into the crevices of the bark
And help them to see the food
I do not know why they bother
Come again
Really
You are so caring Sis
What were you saying about the bird
That I would not get into all that white feather stuff
I would just buy a chink torch from the local wog shop
Or order a Maccy Dee