Silly Toy
Silly Boy
Je m’appelle Silly Boy
Pourquoi parlez-vous espagnol
Silly Toy
Je m’appelle Silly Boy
What is your middle name Lucy
Lucy
No your middle name
Are you thick you silly cow
No my teacher says that I am pretty lithe
With a peachy backside
What is your middle name Lucy
Cunt I think it is cunt
Why do you think it is cunt
Because that is what people say to me
I want to fuck your wet cunt
Who said that
The swimming instructor
Well that figures
But does he say that to you elsewhere
Elsewhere
You know away from the swimming pool
Yes all the time
Is there a problem Silly Boy
No that is perfectly normal
You have to feel sorry for swimming instructors
As they are often tempted by Lolita’s like you
Je m’appelle Lucy
Lucy Cunt
Je ne m’appelle pas Lolita
As I was saying Lucy Cunt
Swimming instructors
Have to teach Lolita’s
Sorry
Have to teach the Lucy’s of the world how to swim
But they also have to teach Spazzys and Mongs how to drown
Have you ever seen them in the pool misshapen body shapes
With terminal hirsutism
They certainly earn their corn
I would not do it for all the tea in Gaza
They are all volunteers
Who pay their Local Authority
So that their smelly meals
Do not come out of the pubic purse
Silly Bot
Silly Botty
Nearly
Silly Boy
Well done Lucy
Now why are you here
Because I am not standing outside
That is very deep Lucy
But what is the reason for your visit
It was my birthday yesterday
Happy Easter Lucy
Mr Lewis
Mr Lewis
My PE teacher
I thought he was in jail
He is out now as the jails are full
But Mr Lewis is Welsh and therefore white
I thought that they were just releasing the blacks
Mr Lewis went to a Reggae concert and therefore qualified
It was my birthday yesterday
And Mr Lewis bought me a country lane
Yes a country lane in Hammersmith
There are no country lanes in Hammersmith
Maybe in Kent and Sussex but not Hammersmith
What does it look like
A country lane in Hammersmith
Lucy what is your question
My question
Yes like to you like jelly Silly Toy
That is not my question
As you know I hate dried fruit
Obviously
Do you want to hear my question
Well it is either that or having a wank
God you would be so rich
Wank nor bank
Your question Lucy
Would you like to see my come
Wow I have always wanted to see you come
I often go to sleep with mummy thinking about it
Will you open your legs wide
Like Miss Donaldson
Miss Donaldson
Our local MP
I thought he was named Paul Donaldson
He is called Paul
Paul is a blokes name
I thought her cunt looked a little odd
Sort of long and muscular and sticky
Will you open your legs wide Lucy
So I can see a hint of fig peeking out
From behind your generous bush
I have always wanted to see you come Lucy
Thank you so very much
Well get dressed Silly Boy and comb your hair
As it is a twenty minute walk to the tube station
Tube station Lucy
TBC