Silly Boy

Silly Sister

Silly Mummy said that you caught

A Spanish movie the other day

Is that true

No

Silly Mummy said you did

Well I did not actually

Catch a Spanish movie

As one cannot catch Spanish movies

Unless they fall off of the shelf

In the projection room or in transit

Tell me about your day

Well I crossed sixteen roads

And was passed by eighty nine cars

Sixteen buses and ten lorries

How many pieces of glass did you pass

Broken or unbroken

Both

I passed six hundred and three windows

Which showed no signs of damage

Three of these were possibly cracked

Did you check these out

No

Why

Because they were six floors up

In the high rises near the abattoir

Near Justice Gardens I found a broken bottle

I thought there were two but one was plastic

And therefore did not count

Were you the only Klingon

In the cinema

Yes

How did you know that

Because everybody else

Was Spanish

Did you enjoy the movie

Dunno

Why did you sat that

I did not say that

I said dunno

Which is a lazy way of saying

I do not know

Back to the movie Silly Boy

What movie

The Spanish movie

In the tables in the waiting area

There were small posies

Of beautiful local flowers

That is my only memory

TBC