Do you realise that Klingons

Do not exist

Silly Sister

Girl

My name is Silly Girl


Klingons are not hedgehogs

But characters from

Star Trek


Star Trek what was

Star Trek all about

Star Trek I would think


What makes you say that

My mouth my tongue

And my various oral facilities


What makes you think

That Klingons exist

What proof do you have


The Ladies Loo

At Cheltenham Spa station

Bus or Railway

Does it matter


In another life

I needed a shit

Was it a treacle one

Yes It had

All the characteristics

Of a boiling treacle one


I think we are going off the subject

Silly First Cousin

Silly Girl

That is my name

Please undress me correctly


I think we are going off the subject

Please carry on

It was pink blue and brown

And for some reason

Could not be separated

From the loo paper

No matter how hard I tried

This proved to me without any doubt

That Klingons like unicorns

Do exist and this should