yes

what a beautiful shirt

may i have it

no

why

because i am wearing it

it would look better on me

than you

here is my deal

if you give me your shirt

i will let you read my magazine

your magazine is very predictable

if i give you my shirt

then i will have nothing to wear

you could use my magazine

to protect your modesty

i think that i would look faintly ridiculous

walking along the village streets

covered by a car magazine

it is not a car magazine

it is a magazine about bread

then why is there a car on its cover