no saunas were harmed


during the filming of this documentary

let me make this clear

chrissy and i signed up

to explore the world of saunas

as it was a free holiday in finland

we were both from the countryside

and were used to being nude in company

having been friends for many years

people said we were being brave

appearing on national television

without any clothes or coverings

there is nothing brave about sitting

in a beautiful sauna and going for a swim

firemen are brave we are far from brave

i do not have a brave bone in my body

we were each given a sauna on top of our fee

chrissy has donated hers to the local church

whereas my sauna is now part of my garage

along with the sponsored swimming pool