I have named two of the walls

In my spacious lounge

Simeon and Parker

Many people have questioned

My reasons for naming these walls

There are no reasons

Oui Non et un million de fois beurre

Pardon

Yes No and a Million Times Butter

We often watch foreign films together

How often 

We watched one last night 

What was it called 

Yes No and a Million Times Butter

We often watch foreign films together

How often 

We watched one last night 

What was it called

Pauline Asservie

Was it any good 

It was a sly French comedy 

Si Simple

What 

So Simple 

I am going to call

The wall opposite me 

Si Simple

That leaves the wall to my left

Without a name 

This is where you come in 

Please give the wall to my left

A memorable name 

You honour me Maurice Mee 

I like your choice 

You honour me Maurice Mee

It is a longer name 

And breaks the mould