Our names are so short

Why do you think our parents

Chose these names

They fuck you up

Larkin

I get your drift

Where are you from

Valencia

And where are you from

I am a London girl

Why did you come here

To meet new people

I always feel awkward

Around new people

That is why I came here

To try to sort myself out

Are you going to

The Blue Paint Festival

What is that

It is an Art Happening

Using only the colour blue

I am not a artist

Neither am I an artist

Far from it

The last time I was here

i painted a portrait of Maria Atalia

Maria Atalia

She is our resident artist

Do you still possess your work

The portrait

Yes and no

May I see it

I would if I could

But I lent it to a museum

The Baffle Museum

My father is the Head Curator

May I ask you a question

Please do

Maria Atalia

Is she the Maria Atalia

Who shot the Crown Prince

Yes

She was sent to prison

Was she

The Crown Prince survived

And he was not really that innocent

Maria Atalia was used

That is why she shot him

She did not spend a night in prison

All the reports in the media

These reports were false

The media was spoon fed

Why did she not change her name

There was no reason to do so

I could open my big mouth

Nobody would believe you

These days people no longer

Give a fuck about the Royal Family

It is yesterdays news

I will introduce you

As despite her notoriety

Maria Atalia is very approachable