Is a small station on the borders

Of Kent and Sussex

After closure it was taken over

By a Heritage Railway

I own the Station Masters Cottage

Which I use as holiday home

Recently I was asked to support the railway

Which I was pleased to do as I love trains

It was whilst there that I noticed

That the painting in the Booking Office

Was by the artist Spencer Gore

I advised the chairman straight away

As the painting was very valuable

And needed to be protected

I later met his wife and younger son

Whose girlfriend was a Hollywood actress