Let me start and say that my pen is not original
Each year Josie and Sephine give me
A Wittgenstein Diary
So that I might keep my notes
I always tease them that it a guilt present
To justify their Christmas trips to Cambridge
My latest diary is very interesting
As the great man discusses God
It is my belief that only
If you try to be helpful
To other people
Will you in the end
Find your way to God
Would you say that you
Are are a good person Joe
I would like to think I am
But is that for me to decide
As I know my weaknesses
Which I try to disguise
Using only the thinnest paper