The story of Silly Boys cat begins in Genesis 19

After two angels

Arrived in Sod Off 

At eventide

And were invited

To spend the night

In Silly Boys home

As long as they slept in the nude

Or wore gossamer nighties

And sang

Nude how Rude Crude and Lewd


The Men of Sod Off

Were exceedingly wicked

And this prompted

Silly Boy to offer up

These two hot angels

And a tiny frog

To have sex with them

Before Match of the Day


Silly Boy then

Being fearful of God

Decided

To offer up

His two favourite hamsters

But they were both dead

Tasted salty

And were four days decayed


As Dirty Dawn was washing

Her pleasure parts

Silly Boys visiting angels urged him

To collect his cat and its flea

So as to avoid being caught

In the impending disaster

For the iniquity of the city.


The command was given

Flea for your life

Do not look behind ewe

Nor stop anywhere

On the train

Flea to the hills

Lest you be swept away


Run like fuck

Or at least

Walk very fast


Silly Boys

Kitty Cat

Kitty

Stopped

To have

A dump

In its neighbours garden

And looked behind

The ageing dumps

At Sod Off

In the distance

And was

Immediately turned

Into a Pillar

Of Cat Litter

Which tasted

Of Strawberries & Cream