I purchased a pub in deepest Kent

Which was formerly known as

The Red Lion on the Maidstone Road

 

However I did not want to be traditional

Some I renamed this quaint little pub

Virgins in Vietnam which did not go down well

With the locals or the passing visitors alike

 

I have received threatening letters and crucifixes

And of late have noticed activity in the bushes

That surround the car park but as a war veteran

I know these to be only scare tactics which will fade