I have travelled to Costa K
With a group of girlfriends
Who if the truth be known
Irritate me at times
We spend a lot of time
On the West Beach
But I long to explore
The East Beach
As it is far more interesting
But I am told that odd men
Seem to congregate there
And girls have known
To have been hassled
This is not a modest
Thing to truthfully admit
But I am very attractive
Tall blonde with grey eyes
I carry myself well
And would look good in sackcloth
Men chat me up all the time
Which I do not not like
As I am not a piece of meat
That is why I stick
With my girlfriends
And do not visit
The East Beach
On my own
Celine K