Of late a small ceramic cat with a blue head
Has taken refuge in our house
It appears to be spooked
And often hides in dark corners
It is a silent unassuming cat
But has now told me its woeful story
I was the cat of young Anne Naylor
Who was apprenticed to a mother and daughter
They owned a hat making shop
But were a murderous pair of demons
Who finally after much cruelty killed poor Anne
They then baked me in an oven
But I was able before I died
To enjoy my last icy London morning
Hence the detail of my person
They dissected Anne but spared me
We were both hidden in an open sewer
Until we were discovered in gruesome detail
By a shocked watchman passing
My owner was given a Christian burial
But her soul was left behind
I was soon buried in the foul mud
We shared this terrible grave for many years
Until the underground railway was built
Anne and I were disturbed greatly
That is when the famous hauntings began
Anne’s endless screams and my odd appearance
She is at rest now or at least sleeping beneath the tracks
But will return and her screams will again haunt
Farringdon Station
There is no room for me
Mine is an extinguished haunting
So I have taken to the road
And that is the reason
That I am now here
A baked ceramic cat
With an ice blue head