Josie
I am so glad that you are still nuts
It is nice being nuts
I wish I was nuts
Daddy did discuss it with me
As it fascinated him
Do you realise that thousands of people every day
Pass these new commandments unknowingly
These commandments might change their lives
But their phones are more important
What do I think they are
Fuck knows
How are these for size
Thou Shall Not if a bloke wear dresses and call themselves Sarah and invade Eve’s Safe Spaces
Thou Shall Not Commit Bestial Acts and Spread Disease
That Is Joe’s wish list
I have just had an odd look from the dog opposite
That will teach you to invade my pen
Are you a bloke I wonder
As you are so fucking masculine
Your badge says that
You work on the perfume counter in Fenwicks
I think I would rather stink
I am on the way to town as Paul want to discuss
The Joe & Josie’s
He has a mad idea of collecting them
It is a mad idea but watch this space sis
You are a bad bitch for cock teasing me
It is warm but changeable here
Rain rain sun sun rain
I can imagine you in your room
Naked with Cora
It is a nice image
Perhaps you might film yourselves casually naked
That is what I would like
And please do not send it to Mummy as you did previously
Seriously Josie you are not mad
Far from it
You were caught in the percussion of an explosion
And you were bruised
If anything I am madder than you
Josephine is Back
Get that tattooed on your arm
Or your arse
You are better sis
We all have breakdowns
But some are more visible than others
You lose awareness of your surroundings for a short time
It is not serious
Given the right help
Really it is not serious
The are common
Do not worry
If there was anything wrong
I would hop on the next train to Greece and collect you
I quite often visit these vacancies when writing poetry
The Man Dog has left the train
And has been replaced by a couple of Japanese girls
God they are so feminine
Like porcelain dolls
This said a concrete fence post
Is more feminine
Than that ghastly man dog
Sis repeat after me
I am better
Do not worry about Cora and Joe
There is room for both of us in your life
There is only one person who disputes this
And her name is Josephine
Nearly in London
Closing now
Joe Loves Josie Loves Cora
Think about it
Forgot to say
Mummy is in the Isle of Wight
She is visiting Frieda in Yarmouth
Do not forget my movie
As I am dying for a wank
Joe xxx