You look sad Juliet 

I am sad 

Why you are a beautiful girl 

That is not the problem 

Then what is it 

It is when I tell them that I am an astronomer

Why 

It is something that goes with the territory 

They think I am boring 

You are the least boring person I know 

I am looking for my Romeo 

You are perfect Juliet 

Sometimes I hate being Spanish 

Men prefer blondes 

Rubbish 

When I am taken out it seems that they are doing me a favour 

Some even send me dick pics or worse 

Such a turn off 

They ask me to send saucy photographs 

I trust you do not do that 

Heavens no I just send them my Hastings photograph

Which one 

The one in front of the fish and chip shop 

I think that you might need to find another photographs 

Really which ones 

Maybe the photographs more associated with your job 

I have already tried that 

It was a disaster as I received even more explicit dick pics 

I am surprised that some of these guys can even walk 

Julie when I said about sending photographs associated with your job what did you send 

My black hole photographs as I am very proud of them 

Anything else 

I asked them to send photographs of their telescopes

As I am very interested in telescopes 

Julie I think that we need to have a chat girl2girl