Castrated Crucified Homosexuals


Is that the name of your new band

Yep

What type of music will you play

Country R&B Folk things like that

Will you be the lead vocalist Josie

Yes with Cora on guitar and Elena on drums

What do you think Joe

I like the format

Have you prepared any songs

Yes

Lynching Those Who Hate Me

Dead Socialists Decay

Niggers Cannot Swim

Only three

Joe

Yes

I was thinking

What

Would you write some lyrics

I am a poet Josie

That is why I am asking you

What will Sephine think

She is cool with it

Mummy

As long as there is opera within the songs

Mrs Silchester

She is dead Joe

When do I start

Now

How offensive should I be

As offensive as you normally are

Have you any bookings

Two

One in Zorah and one in Rebecca

Merch

Yes

Why do you not collect stamps like other sisters

It is so boring

When do I start

An hour ago bro