Come in Claude 

Come swim with me 

I cannot swim 

Really 

Yes I am terrified of water 

A grown man like you 

Sadly yes 

Is there anything else you are scared of 

Heights 

I hate heights 

So you do not fly then 

I am not a bird 

Help me into the boat 

You are going to pull me in 

I will not scare you 

Even though you said I had a fat arse 

I said that your costume is unflattering

It makes your arse look big 

That is all

I have an Anglo-Saxon arse 

They tend to come in larger sizes

Pass the towel Claude 

The water is cold although summer has arrived 

It takes it a while for it to warm up 

Would you like to come to New York with me 

New York 

Yes in September 

You will have to fly 

Over oceans and mountains

Do you fancy that 

I would like to go to New York with you 

Then do not be a wimp 

Are you scared of anything Marie Samn 

Spiders mice all the normal things 

You are shivering 

I am okay as the sun is strong 

Please take my sweater 

I will make it wet 

I have other sweaters 

Thank you Claude 

Thank you