Joe 

Yes 

Did ewe hear the news

No 

You gave been awarded a knighthood 

Why did they bother 

Because of your services to poetry

You are taking the piss 

I know I am 

Do not scare me like that again Marrianne Marr 

I am the last person 

Who would be awarded a knighthood 

A dreaming pyle of K9 vomit 

Would deserve the honor ahead of me

Why do you say that Sir Joe 

Because I do not suck cocks 

Or take it up the arse 

I never have 

I have 

Taken it up the arse 

Really 

Have you sucked cock Marrianne Marr 

Many times 

How do you think I became a female CEO 

Maybe it was your talent 

Or your looks 

Like fuck it was 

It was because I was attractive and talented 

That those filthy faggots wanted to humiliate me 

Has it scarred you 

Not really as these extreme images 

Are only in place for dramatic effect 

So you are as pure as a Daz advert 

Joe do you wear Josie’s underwear 

No 

You should do 

Josie does not wear underwear 

You do not know what you are missing 

Most senior people in government wear womens underwear 

Perfumed and unwashed  

How do you know 

I am a female CEO 

I have no desire to wear Josie’s panties 

Joe if I was actually telling you the truth and you have been awarded a night wood 

How do you feel 

Insulted

Why 

Because there are those who would be jealous 

Really 

Yes 

They would think that I was part of the establishment 

A disease ridden faggot who dresses in womens clothing 

I might become the Poet Laureate and have to write loyal poems 

For those chinless inbreds who wear nice clothes 

How horrible 

Very much 

This is not a very amusing Joe 

It is really more satirical 

Do you think it works 

A Curates Egg 

It works in parts 

You do come across as a bitch 

I know 

You are supposed to be nice to those who are mentally ill 

Socialists 

Yes even Socialists 

Fancy a coffee 

My treat 

Fuck Off