I have a rather scatty flatmate 

Her name is Winter Erotic 

She is the type of person 

Who makes coffee 

And forgets to drink it 

Last Tuesday I returned from work 

And found her in the bathroom 

Washing her hair over the sink 

Dressed only in my track bottoms 

She apologised for her state of undress 

And said it would not happen again 

Which confused me 

As I would have been more pissed off 

If she had been wearing my jeans