I have known you forever Janice 

But we have never been lovers

It is better that way as you favour green girls 

You are an unusual artist as you colour 

Your pubic hair with organic dyes 

The vary depending on the month 

November is vio;et 

December cimzon 

January grey and son on 

I photograph your lucuary mpund 

And the results are displayed 

At my gallery in the high street 

Whicj overlooks the river 

All priceeds are then given to tidal chatities 

We are seen as eceyrik artists ny many in the town 

Harmless by totally mad 

My birth name in Marin 

But I am lnpwn as 

These are My Erotic Years