Joe

Penny

Are you good

Some of the time

What do you think of the clotheshorse

It was wrong in every way

The coat was wrong

You do not wear a bulky coat

No matter how nice

If you are middle aged

And slamming on the weight

What about the shoes

What about the fucking shoes

I do not think that they suited her

I agree as she just looked ridiculous

If I earned a hundred grand a year

I would make a greater fist of it

You cannot make it up

Many years ago I used to work

With a woman like her

She was hated by everyone

Even my lovely father disliked her

And he was a man of the cloth

I love and adore women

But when they are given power

They cannot cope with it

Their femininity if it was ever there

Is the first casualty

That is why women do not start wars

As they are too busy gossiping and slagging each other off

That is a very negative view of us gurls

And do not get me started on the fist fucking

You are so fucking basic

But ewe speak with a wise tongue

Joe

Penny

Have you noticed that a new movie about Hiroshima

Will take its bow next year

It is directed by the chap who made the Titanic

Really

What is it called

Last Train from Hiroshima

I thought I would tell you as you like trains

The title turns me off

It is almost obscene

You did not like the Titanic

I thought that it was a load of shit

The new Hiroshima movie

I believe with be the same

You once told me that I should

If I can find it

Catch another movie about Hiroshima

What was that movie

Hiroshima mon amour

It will change your perspective

I hear that you will be in France next week

I am attending a literary festival

As believe it or not

There are some who like my work

How much do ewe pay them

2 much

Where will ewe be Joe

In Nevers and Autun

Nevers and Autun

Think about it Pen