Hi Joe

Martin

Thank you for visiting me

No problem

Was it difficult

Bribes my friend

What are your thoughts

I must say that I was surprised

Why

Because you are such a mild chap

Not the type to blow away the Prime Minister

What happened

I was inspired by your poem

Poem

Mad Dogs

It is a popular poem

I was reading

Eyeless in Gaza

When he passed by

He asked me why I was laughing

I told him that I found it funny

He shouted at me

So I pulled out my gun

And ventilated him

As he was acting

Like the mad dog in your poem

Do you regret it

Not in the least

I was protecting the innocents

What do you think will happen to me

That is hard to tell

They said it was a hate crime

I would consider it as a more

Of a I do not like you very much crime

What about a love crime

Maybe

Please share your reasoning

That it easy

I would love to see you full of holes

There is a logic to that

But I still think that you will be found guilty

Will I go down

Probably not as really it is a misdemeanour

I sent him a get well card

The dead cannot read

But I felt bad about it

What will my punishment be

Possible a fine or probation

Maybe even lines

A question Martin

Fire away

What did you find so funny about Huxley’s book

Now that would be telling