My name is Lolita 

But people call me Lola

Which I prefer  

I broke my ankle 

Two weeks ago 

When I fell off my bicycle 

My partner 

Threw it into the river

Her name is Vera 

But she prefers to be called Violet 

As I am confined at present 

I am playing computer games 

My favourite game 

Is thugsonboard 

Which is a vigilante game 

I am on a train 

In the suburbs on a city 

When a couple of illegal niggers 

Come into my carriage 

I am a beautiful girl 

Half French Half English 

Educated in Japan 

I speak four languages 

These monkeys make suggestive remarks 

In my my direction 

I am either going to be raped mugged or even mudered 

(the game gives you a choice) 

I choose to be mugged 

As they stand over me 

I accuse them of fucking their mothers up the arse

(the game pauses) 

Choose your weapon Lola 

A Magnum like in the movies 

I open my Hermes bag 

Looking for my purse 

I then shoot the nigger between his eyes 

The top of his head is blown clean off 

(thank you Clint) 

The other nigger is running between the seats 

My next shot blows him off of his feet 

I think I have severed his spine 

My lucky number is four 

So I shoot them once again 

I can hear sirens 

The pigs are near 

End of Game 

Lolita feels better 

Vera is sitting on my lap 

As I am very excited 

Fancy a swim Vera Pearl