Joe I am so mad

I was driving down to see your mother

When I was held up by unannounced roadworks

It caused a gridlock

When I enquired why

The first Cambridge graduate hardly spoke any English

His dusky partner had the intelligence of a slug

The third Cambridge graduate told me that these were emergency roadworks

Gas Electricity Water I enquired

No the internet

The fucking internet

When you talk about decay I understand you fully

Thank you for contacting your mother

I am still steaming



Martha x