and we’ll treat your lawn

the flyer that dropped

through my post box

announced that a certain company

would seed feed and weed my lawn

this excited me so much

that i soon added to the artwork

the blonde with her back to me

suddenly received a prominent butt crack

even though she was wearing slacks

silly faces were added to other characters

and I wrote

ART IS DEAD

on the generous skirt

of the raven girl

who was nearest

to the camera

i also considered adding

a likeness of JESUS CHRIST

to the cross section

of the wooden table

but chose not to do so