You are late Joe

Where were ewe

I was stopped by a cop

Why

Search me

Did he

No

Then why were you stopped

He wanted to know where I was

Between ten and eleven

What did you say

I told him that I was at a posh private school

Which is the reason that he is only a cop

And why I own my own company

You have said own twice in one sentence

Shit happens sis shit happens