Lucy used to choose her boyfriends with care
If she did make a mistake then I would step in
And sort the mess out sometimes violently
This caused me to be arrested on a couple of occasions
But then she discovered midgets both male and female
And started fucking them with little or no care
She told me that their large heads and truncated bodies
Turned her on and unnaturally wet to the point of embarrassment
She was also turned on by cramped spaces and small doors
As she imagined that midgets might be hiding nearby
Lucy then left my world and hit the road for quite a while
Leaving only vague communications
When she was broke or needed my protection
I am on a train to Seattle to pick my sister up
I have purchased a ticket for her
As whether she likes it or not
She is returning with me