Fucking Midgets


Lucy used to choose her boyfriends with care

If she did make a mistake then I would step in

And sort the mess out sometimes violently

This caused me to be arrested on a couple of occasions

But then she discovered midgets both male and female

And started fucking them with little or no care

She told me that their large heads and truncated bodies

Turned her on and unnaturally wet to the point of embarrassment

She was also turned on by cramped spaces and small doors

As she imagined that midgets might be hiding nearby

Lucy then left my world and hit the road for quite a while

Leaving only vague communications

When she was broke or needed my protection

I am on a train to Seattle to pick my sister up

I have purchased a ticket for her

As whether she likes it or not

She is returning with me