I absolutely hate Joe

I really hate him

I purchased some tickets for the Arsenal game

But he turned his nose up at them

Such is his contempt for women’s football

He thinks it is not real football

Just a bunch of dykes kicking a ball

He is a typical toxic man in a woman’s body

What do you mean Josie

I have never understood a man

Who understands women as he does

He totally understands me

His poetry is very feminine at times

And his gentleness is legendary

But he is such a fucking pig

I bullied him into going the game

And all he could say was how poor it was

A pure over hyped confectionery

He also asked me to point out the straight bitches

Away from the carpet munch girls

Then it was the vote for the best arse

Who won

Katie I am surprised at you

The number ten I believe

What did his girlfriend say

I think that she understood him

As most dominant males become uncomfortable

When women invade their sacred places

Football has always been their church

Their high domain

And now it has been challenged

That makes sense

I know it does

But he does fuck me off with his opinions

Josie I do not want to be unkind

But you are very like your brother

Your opinions are very similar

The only way that you differ

Is that you are a beautiful bicycle

Whereas Joe is as straight as a Roman road

He considers that faggots and the like are mentally ill

His views are very Catholic as are yours

Do you like it Katie

Like what

This Joe and Josie

Did you write it

Yes

Joe is so busy with his poetry

That he has neglected his Joe and Josie’s

So he has asked me to ghost them

For the next few weeks

Josie you are just like your brother

Meaning

That you can be loved and hated at the same time

Josie is a mad girl Katie

I wish you were

As it would be easier to understand you