I am going to tell you

Something that will

Make you cry

That is what I have paid for

Hurt me Chalkie Hurt me

Your dog is dead

It was run over this afternoon

I want my money back

Why

Because I do not own a dog

Then whose road kill is in the road

Do you own a Corgi Chalkie

I own a Corgi but not a Corgi Chalkie

Then it must be mine

Do you own a Corgi Annie

Yes but it is only a Corgi

There are two dogs dead in the road

What makes you say that

My larynx I believe

Same time next week

Now you are showing off