Mike show me your new tattoo
No
Y
Because the sun is too strong
Give me a clue
It is mathematical
I have shaped my pubic bush
Really do show
It is here hidden under my bikini pants
Do show
It is a work of art dear heart
I have a question
Why if you are a Nordic Blonde
Is you landing strip black
Methinks it a sign of racial impurity
Far from it as my father came from Grimsby
So did mine
Are we related
There is not a single next number after pi because pi is an irrational number
Stop it Mike as you are making me wet
This means its decimal representation goes on forever without repeating
What are you doing Monika
Masturbating
Did you not read the signs
What signs
No Masturbating on the Beach
During Daylight Hours
It is not like a fraction
Where one can find
The next number in sequence
Fuck you Mike I am squirting
Shit shit shit and shit
I think you call it female ejaculation
Fuck you Mike
Sir
Officer
Have you not read signs
Which signs
The ones on the beach
Madam would mind squirting elsewhere
Why Officer
Because Donna-Mae gets jealous
It also stains
Citric fruits
Lemons and limes
They get these stains out
How do you know that
Because I used to work in a greengrocers
I think that you might find that although explicit
That Monika has not broken any laws
The beach sign is very clear sir
But does it mention mathematicians
I will have a look
No sir there is no mention of mathematicians
Why do you ask
Because Monika and I are mathematicians
It states this on our driving licences
I am sorry to have bothered you madam
That is okay officer as you were only doing your job
The signs are there for a good reason
I agree as it would not look good for Cape Cod
Attractive women squirting all over the beach
Before I go may I ask you a question
Please do
Many years ago I found out that my folks
Originally came from Grimsby
Do you know Grimsby
It is in the United Kingdom
Our fathers were Grimsby born and bred
I would recognise the accent anywhere
Donna-Mae will be so interested when I tell her
Do have a great day folks
And be sure to say hello to Grimsby for me
We will
Mike I thought we were for the high jump
You must be careful when we talk shop
Monika
Yes
You said that your father came from Grimsby
He did
What was his name
Daddy
No his proper name
Reginald Peter Briggs
Did you live in Jubilee Street
Near the railway station
How did you know that
Because my father was named
Reginald Peter Briggs
I do not remember you
Same here
Silly question but did you lose any of your brothers
Funny you say that we lost little Mikey on a trip to Cleethorpes
I was waiting for you in the arcade
But you had vanished off of the face of the earth
We thought that some nonce had eaten you
It was all okay as mum had the twins
Two for one you see
Monica where did we meet
Oxford you silly boy
Did I not look familiar to you
I thought that you looked a bit like Mikey
But you came from Nottingham
Think about it Monika
I think that we are fugitives
My name is not Monika
I just wanted to sound more exotic
What was you real name
Gladys my real name is Gladys