Mike and Monika visit Cape Cod


Mike show me your new tattoo

No

Y

Because the sun is too strong

Give me a clue

It is mathematical

I have shaped my pubic bush

Really do show

It is here hidden under my bikini pants

Do show

It is a work of art dear heart

I have a question

Why if you are a Nordic Blonde

Is you landing strip black

Methinks it a sign of racial impurity

Far from it as my father came from Grimsby

So did mine

Are we related

There is not a single next number after pi because pi is an irrational number

Stop it Mike as you are making me wet

This means its decimal representation goes on forever without repeating

What are you doing Monika

Masturbating

Did you not read the signs

What signs

No Masturbating on the Beach
During Daylight Hours

It is not like a fraction

Where one can find

The next number in sequence

Fuck you Mike I am squirting

Shit shit shit and shit

I think you call it female ejaculation

Fuck you Mike

Sir

Officer

Have you not read signs

Which signs

The ones on the beach

Madam would mind squirting elsewhere

Why Officer

Because Donna-Mae gets jealous

It also stains

Citric fruits

Lemons and limes

They get these stains out

How do you know that

Because I used to work in a greengrocers

I think that you might find that although explicit

That Monika has not broken any laws

The beach sign is very clear sir

But does it mention mathematicians

I will have a look

No sir there is no mention of mathematicians

Why do you ask

Because Monika and I are mathematicians

It states this on our driving licences

I am sorry to have bothered you madam

That is okay officer as you were only doing your job

The signs are there for a good reason

I agree as it would not look good for Cape Cod

Attractive women squirting all over the beach

Before I go may I ask you a question

Please do

Many years ago I found out that my folks

Originally came from Grimsby

Do you know Grimsby

It is in the United Kingdom

Our fathers were Grimsby born and bred

I would recognise the accent anywhere

Donna-Mae will be so interested when I tell her

Do have a great day folks

And be sure to say hello to Grimsby for me

We will

Mike I thought we were for the high jump

You must be careful when we talk shop

Monika

Yes

You said that your father came from Grimsby

He did

What was his name

Daddy

No his proper name

Reginald Peter Briggs

Did you live in Jubilee Street

Near the railway station

How did you know that

Because my father was named

Reginald Peter Briggs

I do not remember you

Same here

Silly question but did you lose any of your brothers

Funny you say that we lost little Mikey on a trip to Cleethorpes

I was waiting for you in the arcade

But you had vanished off of the face of the earth

We thought that some nonce had eaten you

It was all okay as mum had the twins

Two for one you see

Monica where did we meet

Oxford you silly boy

Did I not look familiar to you

I thought that you looked a bit like Mikey

But you came from Nottingham

Think about it Monika

I think that we are fugitives

My name is not Monika

I just wanted to sound more exotic

What was you real name

Gladys my real name is Gladys