Your mother is so liberal Lolita

As she lets me bathe with ewe

On each of my visits

I totally trust ewe Silly Boy 

As you take my marvellous breasts 

And my peach shaped bottom 

So naturally and without obvious excitement 

That is because I am totally blind 

That is what Roxy told my mother 

She always includes ewe

In her bedtime prayers 

It must be so sad to be without sight 

I have got used to it Lolita 

As have many of your friends 

They are so kind to me 

Even their beautiful mothers

Share their baths with me

How do you know that they are beautiful 

They tell me how delicious they are 

Silly Boy

Lolita 

I have an apology to make 

As I have spilt my coffee on your manuscript

Please do not worry as I have 

Another handwritten copy in my study

Thank you for being so forgiving 

Would you like to wash my back 

Which side is your back Lolita

It is the side without the pointed soft bits

You know the bits that you suck 

When you are feeling rather sad