Silly Boy what as happened to you

I was slammed into a door frame

By my lord and master

What was your crime

I laughed when my glass of Coca Cola

Was spilt all over the dinner table

Place mats and all

Silly but it did not deserve

The ultimate sanction

What did you do

I told my lord and master that I was

The Son of God

Wow risky

Do you realise that Johnny Mill

Argued that the ultimate sanction

Of any moral standard

Is the conscientious

Desire to do right

In accordance

With that standard

How is your shoulder

Injured Silly Boy

Dunno

Just ask my Sky Daddy