The Narcolepsy Kid


What the fuck was wrong with ewe today

You seemed to be walking around in a dream

Do you suffer from narcolepsy

No

I tuned in to some of your Betty Boop dreams

They were pornographic

They are available on DVD

Girl on girl extras

Yes

Face Shitting

I think you will find it is called Face Sitting

Really

I wondered why I have never be able retain girlfriends

Treat them rough fuck them thick

I think you are missing the point Silly Boy

Are you saying that I am not a dyke

You are obviously not a dyke

Do you ever look at yourself in shops windows

Yes

Would you say that you resemble an irrigation system

Depends on the light

Silly Sister

Yes

I have to admit

That I consumed alcohol

I slept for only three hours

Does Hot Weather bother you

She is Not my Type

Not My Type is Out of Bounds

I think that Out of Bounds

Is kinder than Not My Type

I agree

If you had your choice

Who would ewe Face Shit

Hot Weather

Out of Bounds

Not My Type

Ewe

I would never agree to that

Fuck That

Ouch

Take That

You are a disgusting feature

They are a disgusting boy band

Hot weather makes me Mr Horny

Meaning

Hot weather makes me Mr Horny

Are you trying to seduce me Silly Boy

Mr Horny please

Are you trying to seduce me

No you are far too ugly

How Dare You

Now you are stalking

If you carry on like this

I might die a wurgin

Tuff

Still not temped

We can do it in the dark

Now you are talking

Sister Fair

You are promoting me into bad habits

No more jokes Silly Boy

You are a Very Silly Boy

I love it when ewe talk dirty