Hi my name is

Joe who is not here

I am sailing the seven seas

With my sister Josephine

And my fiancée Sephine

(yes it is true)

But we have had 2 return

As my silly mummy

Managed to break her leg

Whilst she was in Egypt

Thankfully it is not 2 serious


I am writing this at the airport

And have found that my country

Has decayed even further

Whilst eye have been away

I find that more traitors

Have found their way

Into the cross hairs


Before my mothers accident

I was planning a novella

In short obscure identical twins

Plan political assassinations

One sails (as I am doing at present)

Whilst the other ends the miserable lives of the corrupt

But there is only one twin

Or at least that seems to be the case



My notes are on the yacht

Which is an inconvenience

Otherwise I would chat further

Joe