Fuck me I have only been away for a few months

And the whole country has crumbled

People are out on the streets protesting

Because of the subtle invasions of their lovely towns

The cops who are led by mindless donkeys

Just to make it worse


What would you do Joe

Send them all back

It’s fucking easy

Round them all up

And send them back

Disinfect the hotels

So that they are fit

For heroes again

Define heroes Joe

Just open your eyes

It will work wonders

People will just walk

Past these beautiful hotels

Nothing will happen


Joe you seem to be suffering

Perhaps unwell

It is nothing serious but irritating

It was not like this on the boat

Seriously we were all incredibly well

Where do you think you picked up this virus

That is pretty obvious

It is so fucking obvious

Our once beautiful country is now terminal

What are you going to do about it

I think that you know the answer to that question