I still live in a cottage on a cliff

With my three cats

April May and June

We are all blissfully happy

But this has come at a price

As the cottage next door

Was previously owned

By a strange perverted chap

Who objected to my cats

Shitting in the garden

He was violent to my pets

And then took them hostage

I instructed him to return

April May and June

But he refused point blank

So I threw him off of the cliff

They all thought it was

A great adventure

But I knew the truth

Happiness is a great gift

And should never be threatened

And those who threaten it

Should and will be destroyed