I write I sing I breathe I sleep

I create

I create many characters

My pen is ripe and fecund

The other day one of my characters

An amazingly beautiful French woman

Noted that I did not offer paid holidays

Which she thought might be illegal

I agreed with her and booked a naturist holiday

She said that she was a shy girl having been brought up

As a devout Catholic and was now considering orders

Never trust the pen that feeds you Arielle