Before my breakdown I was a chess champion
And then I became unwell and could not sleep
I was institutionalised for a while
As suicidal tendencies were soon noted
My nurse was named Venus
She took great care of me
We became close
And grew even closer
When we shared a shower
As she had a chessboard tattooed on her back
The idea was that although I suffered badly from insomnia
That I could play chess with grand masters in her dreams
I am now married to Venus and her wonderful tattoo
And am fast becoming the player that I once was