Who are you

My name is Mike

What is your job

That is classified information

You are the senior bodyguard

No comment

Your job is to keep the scumbag alive

What scumbag

A very senior politician

You have failed Mike

As his brains are decorating his office

You are now unemployed

Try for a job at B&Q

They still have vacancies

What about my family

How will I feed them

Mike

Yes

I am just fuckin with you man

Your boss is still breathing

But let this be a warning

Just one more lie

And this will become reality

Who are you

I do not have a name

Just think of me as a freedom fighter

This said if you want to join me

Here is an application form

Just remember to spell your name correctly

M.I.K.E.