Joe why do call your cat

Zarathustra

It is such a ridiculous name

You should have called it Kitty

Or Snowy

It is a black cat Josie

I find it such a mouthful

That does not normally bother ewe

Especially if she will not come in from the garden

We live on the second floor

It is all right for ewe tucked up in bed

I am the poor bitch who has to stand

In my LAS tee shirt in all weathers

Calling that fucking cat

What must the neighbours think of me

It does not normally bother ewe

Anything might happen to me

I could be attacked you know

That is unlikely Josie

Who in their right mind

Would take that chance

I demand that you change the cats name

Demand

Is that an ultimatum

Yes I suppose it is

Then I will name it after ewe

Mad Girl