What are you watching Joe

Our movie

We played a Spanish couple

Who are double booked in error

It is a comedy of matters

With an uptight English couple

Mixing with a liberal poet and his son

The other reason that we got the parts

Was that the movie was almost bankrupt

And you had attended acting classes

I just played myself

This is the scene where Frank sees you topless

He finds out that you are a girl who is very boyish

He had supposed I was a queer

With a penchant for young boys

But I am a poet from Seville

Who is on holiday with his innocent sister

What was the movie called

It was less than half hour long

It was a short film directed by Uncle Tim

Byron’s Gaze

Mummy is very fond of this film

Her flesh and blood on the silver screen

I think that she has arranged for it to be shown

At the next meeting of the church committee

The Little Gidding Film Festival is only two months away

Do you think that they will recognise us

Probably as we have not changed that much